jerkcity 911

"jerkcity 911" | Tuesday, March 30, 2004 | No. 2,005
pants: THIS IS JERKCITY 911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY
atandt: THE BAD MAN HIT ME
pants: YOU DON'T SAY
atandt: WAL-MART ROLLS OUT 88 PER SONG SERVICE
pants: CALLER WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY
atandt: MOLEMEN WITH CHARCOAL HEARTS







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"drink plenty of fluids" featuring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.