the purple man

"the purple man" | Saturday, April 17, 2004 | No. 2,023
pants: EXPELLED FROM THE INSTITUTE FOR THE GIFTED (MY PARTICULAR MUTANT POWER WAS MAKING EVERYBODY SICK)
pants: PPPFFT OH GROSS THIS IS YESTERDAY'S COLD COFFEE PFFFT PFFFFFT NOW I'M GAY FOR SURE
pants: I SWEAR TO GOD THE PURPLE MAN TOLD ME TO DO THIS UBLHBLUB HALUHLABUHLAB







Tomorrow
"awake for almost two hours" starring deuce




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