handjobs for the homeless

"handjobs for the homeless" | Monday, April 19, 2004 | No. 2,025
rands: WHEN THEY COME AT YOU FROM EVERY SIDE YOU SHOULD SURRENDER
pants: JUST HEAR ME OUT: I CALL IT "HANDJOBS FOR THE HOMELESS"
rands: SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU
pants: I DON'T SO MUCH PLAY GRAND THEFT AUTO AS MUCH AS I KILL PROSTITUTES AND COPS YEAH I KNOW
rands: MAYBE WE SHOULD GET GAVIN TO GAY MARRY US
pants: M-MAYBE (MAKING UNCOMFORTABLE EYE CONTACT WITH THE AUDIENCE UNTIL THE CURTAIN FINALLY, FINALLY CLOSES)







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