is this seat taken

"is this seat taken" | Thursday, April 22, 2004 | No. 2,028
pants: IS THIS SEAT TAKEN
rands: MY ARMS ARE FILLED WITH CEMENT
pants: THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE US DO THIS FOR YEARS
rands: YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS EVERY SINGLE DAY UNTIL STRUCK BY A BUS
pants: DID WE NOT LEARN ANYTHING FROM RITCHIE APRILE
rands: A GLORIOUS FUTURE WITH MANY ADVENTURES AWAITS RING RING RING HOLD ON THAT'S MY CEL PHONE HELLO OH HEY NOTHING MUCH







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