in which deuce retracts his previous statement to avoid war

"in which deuce retracts his previous statement to avoid war" | Monday, April 26, 2004 | No. 2,032
deuce: IF YOU GUYS AT JERKCITY COULD DO A LITTLE LESS DICKSUCKING AND A LITTLE MORE WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO I THINK THIS WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE
deuce: ON SECOND THOUGHT I WOULDN'T GET BLOWJOBS
deuce: I RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT
pants: DICKSUCKING IS IMPORTANT







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.