first of all

"first of all" | Wednesday, April 28, 2004 | No. 2,034
spigot: FIRST OF ALL I DON'T WRITE "GAY" ANYTHING
spigot: BUT BE CAREFUL WHO YOU BITE - BECAUSE IN OUR NEXT STORY COUNT FAGGOT GETS AIDS AND DIES OF PNEUMONIA IN HIS CASTLE
deuce: I'VE GOT MY ANSI C REFERENCE BOOK RIGHT HERE BUT IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT GETTING RAPED IN THE ASS AS PART OF THE OFFICIAL C LANGUAGE (MAYBE I SHOULD GET A C++ REFERENCE MANUAL)







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