like silly string

"like silly string" | Sunday, May 9, 2004 | No. 2,045
deuce: FOLKS I'M SO DISTRAUGHT I HAVEN'T JERKED OFF IN THREE DAYS
rands: IT'S BEEN TWELVE MINUTES FOR ME
rands: ACTUALLY TWELVE PLUS TIME BETWEEN PANELS
deuce: WHEN I FINALLY GO IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE SILLY STRING
deuce: ALSO FLAMMABLE







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