time and salt

"time and salt" | Wednesday, May 19, 2004 | No. 2,055
pants: POURING SALT ON MY BONER WILL NOT MAKE IT SHRIVEL OR MELT LIKE A SNAIL OR SLUG MIGHT
pants: SERIOUSLY DUDE YOU ARE WASTING TIME
deuce: MMMMMM
pants: AND SALT
deuce: MMMMMMMMMMM







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