not the fucking muppet show

"not the fucking muppet show" | Thursday, May 20, 2004 | No. 2,056
spigot: I AM WATCHING FIVE DIFFERENT MORONS RE-ASSEMBLE THEIR RESPECTIVE STAR WARS DISPLAYS / BABYLON 5 DISPLAYS / WHATEVER ACTION-FIGURE BULLSHIT DISPLAYS IN THEIR NEWER, SMALLER CUBES
spigot: WOOOOOO!!!!!!! NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS RULED!!!!!!!!!
spigot: LET'S TURN OUR CABINETS INTO DIARAMAS TO PROVE IT







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