all at once (part 1)

"all at once (part 1)" | Thursday, May 27, 2004 | No. 2,063
spigot: B-BUT
spigot: A DONG AND A BONG AND A SNICKERS
spigot: THEY CAN'T ALL FIT IN MY MOUTH SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!!!
spigot: OR CAN THEY?!!?!?! ?!?!?!
pants: WHAT TO DO
spigot: TO BE CONTINUED







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"if you seek his monument" featuring deuce and pants




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