banana nut root

"banana nut root" | Friday, June 11, 2004 | No. 2,078
pants: GIVE ME ROOT (OR A BANANA NUT BREAD)
spigot: NOT PARTICULAR HERE PEOPLE JUST AN EXTRA SQUIRT OF BUTTER SPRAY
spigot: ONE TWO THREE
spigot: YOU'RE GAY AND YOU'RE GAY AND YOU BACK THERE ARE ALSO GAY
spigot: HOW MANY STRANGE MEN CALLED YOU LAST NIGHT
spigot: WELL ZERO TIMES ANY OTHER NUMBER ALWAYS EQUALS FAGGOT
pants: WAIT I
pants: SPUTTER
pants: ALL RIGHT FINE JUST A SLICE OF THE ZUCCINI BREAD







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