white men

"white men" | Tuesday, June 15, 2004 | No. 2,082
spigot: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
pants: IT'S TOTALLY BEEN LIKE THIS SINCE YESTERDAY
pants: IT'S FREAKY THERE'S NOWHERE TO LEAN OR PISS
spigot: DO I HAVE TO WORK
pants: LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON OZONE'S TIVO BIP BOOP BOOP BOOP







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