stay on the phone with me

"stay on the phone with me" | Friday, June 18, 2004 | No. 2,085
spigot: I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE UNTIL YOU LOVE ME
spigot: NOW YOU STAY ON THE PHONE WITH ME AND KEEP JERKING UNTIL YOU'RE GAY
spigot: MAYBE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN BY "SUCK THE DICK OR LOSE YOUR JOB"







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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