your life story

"your life story" | Sunday, June 27, 2004 | No. 2,093
spigot: DICKS ARE TO BALLS AS JERKCITY IS TO:
spigot: (A) BALLS
spigot: (B) BALLS
spigot: (C) BALLS
spigot: (D) BALLS
pants: I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT I'M NOT TAKING THE S.A.T.







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.