a crown of thorns on -his- wang

"a crown of thorns on -his- wang" | Monday, June 28, 2004 | No. 2,095
pants: HOHLGAH LAUGLUAGH THE SON OF GOD IS A FAG AND LIKES IT UALGHALUH LAHHAL HALGAG ALL HOLY AND ERECT HALGHALG HLHGALH GLAGLAG EVEN A CROWN OF THORNS HERE HLUAHGL UAHHGLAHGLAHGLAHGL AGLHALUGHLAG JESUS IS COMING
deuce: GOD ALMIGHTY
pants: I HAVE SUCKED HIM OFF TO DEATH
pants: HELP ME PUT HIM ON THIS CROSS (WE'LL BLAME THE JEWS)
deuce: BLAGHLUBAGLBAG







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"destination: dongs" starring spigot and pants




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