system halted

"system halted" | Saturday, July 10, 2004 | No. 2,107
deuce: FOR CHRIST'S SAKE HELP MY BALLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: THEY'RE DROWNING OR SOMETHING
pants: LOWERING THEM A ROPE
pants: OKAY THIS IS SOME KIND OF TRAP
pants: AND THE BALLS DIDN'T NEED ANY HELP
pants: OH DEAR
pants: I HATE YOU
deuce: T PANTS CAUGHT YOU FUCKER
pants: SYSTEM HALTED







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