star wars

"star wars" | Friday, May 7, 1999 | No. 214
spigot: FIVE MONTHS STANDING IN LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: FIVE MONTHS IN THE RAIN AND COLD!!!!!!!!
spigot: FIVE MONTHS OF BLISTERING HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: FIVE MONTHS OF PEOPLE LAUGHING AT ME AND MY STUPID CLOTHES AND FREAKISH FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: FIVE MONTHS OF PEOPLE DRIVING BY AND SPRAYING ME WITH GUNFIRE AND URINE BALLOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: FIVE LONG MONTHS OF SAVING UP FOR TOYS AND MERCHANDISE!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: QUIET!!!!! THE OPENING CREDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ







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