rarely or never (still working out the bitrot)

"rarely or never (still working out the bitrot)" | Friday, September 10, 2004 | No. 2,142
spigot: I KNOW HOW TO HOOK MY VCR UP TO MY MAC AND YANK MY DICK TO PORNOS
spigot: IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN
spigot: IN A 640X480 WINDOW
spigot: MILLIONS OF COLORS
spigot: T LADY I CAN REWIND JUST BY HITTING CMD-R
spigot: SO YOU'RE NOT DONE SUCKING DICK UNTIL I SAY SO
spigot: AND I RARELY OR NEVER SAY SO
(spigot): JUST GET OUT







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