great news everybody

"great news everybody" | Monday, September 20, 2004 | No. 2,152
spigot: GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
spigot: I'M A METROTHEXUAL
spigot: A METRO.....
spigot: THTHTH THTHTHTH
spigot: (SPITTING, SPLUTTERING)
spigot: THTHTH THTTTHH THHHTHHT
spigot: (MINCING, PRANCING)
spigot: THTH THTHT TTHHTHTH
spigot: .....THEXUAL!!!!!!!
spigot: WITH A FAUXHAWK
spigot: A FAUXHAWKING STUPID HAIRCUT







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