control rod: a gay fable

"control rod: a gay fable" | Sunday, October 3, 2004 | No. 2,165
deuce: I AM CHIEFLY COMPOSED OF ADAMANTIUM
rands: T DEUCE I'M MADE OF BORON
deuce: T RANDS AWESOME THAT MEANS YOU'RE A LIGHT ELEMENT SO I CAN FUCK YOU
rands: T DEUCE SHOW ME YOUR CONTROL ROD
: DEUCE EXPOSES HIMSELF







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