dicks wearing fake beards

"dicks wearing fake beards" | Tuesday, October 5, 2004 | No. 2,167
deuce: ENUMERATE THE DICKS
pants: THEY WON'T HOLD STILL!!! THEY HOP FROM THE END OF THE LINE TO THE START AND WEAR FAKE BEARDS AND I COUNT THEM TWICE
deuce: YOU NEED SOME SORT OF IBUTTON 1-WIRE SOLUTION
pants: OR A HEAVY MALLET
pants: I DRAW HAPPY FACES ON THEM BUT EVENTUALLY THEY RUB IT OFF AND A FEW HOURS LATER THEY'RE ALL HI I'M A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DICK
deuce: HOLD ON A SECOND I'M BLOGGING ABOUT MY IPOD







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