much too much too close to the fence

"much too much too close to the fence" | Saturday, October 16, 2004 | No. 2,179
pants: I LIKE TO LICK THE DUST MITES RIGHT OFF THE WALL AND INTRODUCE THEM INTO MY SYSTEM IMMEDIATELY
pants: SCROLLING THROUGH THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PICTURES OF DICKS
pants: LET'S GET GAY MARRIED HERE AND NOW BEFORE BZZZZZZZZZZZT TOO CLOSE TO THE FENCE







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"like a crabby crab crab" featuring deuce and pants




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