please stop calling me

"please stop calling me" | Monday, December 6, 2004 | No. 2,230
spigot: NO THAT WAS NOT A TYPO, YOUR NEW NAME IS MOUTH
spigot: AS LONG AS I'M LIMP YOU COULD PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON AND GO BACK TO YOUR CAR AND DRIVE HOME AND STOP CALLING ME
spigot: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LOOK LIKE ANYONE FAMOUS BECAUSE I'M WATCHING TV







Tomorrow
"empty seat" starring deuce and pants




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