sandra

"sandra" | Monday, May 17, 1999 | No. 224
deuce: MAN SANDRA BERNHARD IS FUCKING DISGUSTING
pants: YES SHE IS A FREAKISH WHOREBAG THING
deuce: DISGUSTING
deuce: HEY GREAT YOU'RE PREGNANT GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN
pants: SHE WOULD LOOK NORMAL EXCEPT FOR HER FACE AND BODY
deuce: PRETTY MUCH IF YOU REPLACED EVERYTHING WITH SOMETHING ELSE THEN SHE WOULD BE AWESOME
deuce: (ALSO DARK SPRAY PAINT IS REQUIRED)
pants: NOT SO KEEN ON THE SPRAY PAINT (UNLESS WE USE GOLD)
deuce: T PANTS GOLD IS GOOD (RE: LOVE DELUXE)







Tomorrow
"plopping it into the water" starring pants




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