blame the cats

"blame the cats" | Saturday, December 18, 2004 | No. 2,242
pants: PRETTY SURE I DON'T EXIST
pants: WHO ASKED THE SUN TO COME UP ANYWAY
pants: WE GOT GHOSTS HERE
pants: I CALL IT STUFF FALLS ON THE FLOOR AND BLAME THE CATS
pants: MOSTLY I TURN UP THE STEREO, THE FURNACE
pants: IF YOU SPIT IT OUT ON MY STOMACH
pants: I'M GOING TO MOP IT UP WITH YOUR HAIR
pants: EVENTUALLY I'LL FIND THE RADIO IN YOUR HEAD HOLD STILL







Tomorrow
"plopping it into the water" starring pants




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