when you care enough to suck the very best

"when you care enough to suck the very best" | Monday, December 20, 2004 | No. 2,244
deuce: DADDY WANTS ME TO STOP SUCKING DICK (CONSTANTLY)
pants: HOW DID HE EXPRESS HIS DISAPPROVAL
deuce: A DICK TO THE FACE CURIOUSLY ENOUGH
deuce: NOT REALLY SENDING THE RIGHT MESSAGE
pants: STILL HE CARES







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