just some guy

"just some guy" | Friday, December 24, 2004 | No. 2,248
deuce: HOLY QUEERCAKES
spigot: I'M ALONE IN A DARK ROOM FILLED WITH JIZZMOPS
spigot: HOLY GOD IT'S A BUCKET OF SOMETHING
ozone: HEY, THAT'S NOT THE DEUCE
spigot: YOU'LL GET AHOLD OF MY NUTS WHEN CHRIST CRAPS
ozone: IT'S JUST SOME GUY WITH APHASIA







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"like a crabby crab crab" featuring deuce and pants




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