day two: still down in the crawlspace

"day two: still down in the crawlspace" | Wednesday, January 26, 2005 | No. 2,281
pants: WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT ZOMBIES COULD CAUSE SO MANY PROBLEMS
rands: GO FIGURE
rands: WHAT WOULD BUTTMAN DO
pants: BUNCHED UP IN THE CRAWLSPACE GOING ON 39 HOURS NOW
rands: IT TURNS OUT ZOMBIES LIKE TO PISS AND SHIT EVERYWHERE
pants: THAT WAS ME (ALSO I POURED BONGWATER EVERYWHERE)







Tomorrow
"empty seat" starring deuce and pants




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