day three: it dawns on him the army is never coming and he is so OH GOD THEY GOT IN OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

"day three: it dawns on him the army is never coming and he is so OH GOD THEY GOT IN OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD" | Monday, February 28, 2005 | No. 2,314
pants: EVENTUALLY THE ZOMBIES WILL BREAK THROUGH THE FLOOR AND EAT ME
pants: THE ARMY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE HOURS AGO
pants: REALLY RATHER CURIOUS WHY (MASTURBATES SELF) I WASN'T CHOSEN TO (SOMEHOW MANAGES TO MASTURBATE SELF AGAIN) ENTER HEAVEN







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