god told a joke once

"god told a joke once" | Tuesday, March 8, 2005 | No. 2,322
pants: CAN WE LICK IT BUT NOT PRICK IT AND THEREFORE CAUSE IT TO EXPLODE
deuce: I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THE RISK OF ICKING ANYTHING
pants: T DEUCE THE DICK PIT OPENS IN NINE MINUTES
: Away From Keyboard [X]
: Close
: Away message:
: ALL DEAD HERE
: [ OK ] [ Cancel ]
: PANTS TAPS HIS WATCH
deuce: I SEE







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"toilet bowl" starring spigot and pants




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