two bombs

"two bombs" | Wednesday, May 26, 1999 | No. 233
rands: I HID A BOMB IN THE COFFEE SHOP SOMEWHERE IN SAN FRANCISCO
spigot: I DRINK COFFEE AT HOME
pants: *KABOOM*
spigot: YOU TRICKED ME (FALLING FROM THE SKY)
pants: *KABOOM*
spigot: TWO BOMBS?!?!?!?!? (BACK UP IN THE AIR)
rands: YOU ARE DA BOMB







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