these united states

"these united states" | Wednesday, March 16, 2005 | No. 2,330
spigot: DO OTHER COUNTRIES THINK IT'S FUNNY TO PLACE [UNITED STATES] IN ITS ALPHABETICAL POSITION IN A COUNTRY POP-UP INSTEAD OF AT INDEX NUMBER 1 WHERE IT BELONGS NO MATTER WHAT
deuce: PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND







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