water safety with jizzy mcpissface

"water safety with jizzy mcpissface" | Tuesday, March 22, 2005 | No. 2,336
spigot: HERE COMES JIZZY MCPISSFACE WITH HIS BEACH TOYS
spigot: HEY GANG JIZZY MCPISSFACE HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT WATER SAFETY
spigot: SUPPOSE SOMEONE DUMPS A BUCKET OF SAND UPSIDEDOWN ON YOUR HEAD WITH ONLY A SMALL HOLE WHERE YOUR MOUTH SHOULD GO
spigot: THEN A HUGE BLACK DICK CHOKES YOU UP GOOD AND BLUE
spigot: PUCKER UP BUTTERCUP
spigot: I'M GOING TO CARVE UP YOUR HONKY ASS
spigot: THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY







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