he leaks when he shuffles, folks

"he leaks when he shuffles, folks" | Thursday, May 5, 2005 | No. 2,380
deuce: SO WHY CAN'T YOU SHUFFLE CARDS
(atandt): CONSTIPATION
deuce: THAT TOTALLY SUCKS DUDE
atandt: I LEAK WHEN I SHUFFLE
deuce: IS IT MOSTLY AIR OR MOSTLY LIQUID
atandt: BUT NOTHING BIG COMES OUT







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