the mating rituals of spigot

"the mating rituals of spigot" | Wednesday, June 2, 1999 | No. 240
spigot: GODDAMNIT LADY I SAID ON THE PHONE I NEEDED SOMEONE TO DRIBBLE AND DROOL LONG STRINGY STRANDS OF SLOBBER ALL OVER MY DICK AND SUBSEQUENTLY HER FACE !!!!!!!!!! INSTEAD YOU ARE COPPING SOME LOSER-BITCH ATTITUDE WHICH FORCES ME TO BAND YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE MARBLE SINK
deuce: THE MATING RITUALS OF SPIGOT
spigot: NEXT ON DISCOVERY????? OR BIOGRAPHY
spigot: YOU'VE MADE US THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE ENTIRE QUADRANT







Tomorrow
"an autistic clock" featuring spigot and pants




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