prison

"prison" | Thursday, June 3, 1999 | No. 241
spigot: KERVORKIAN EYEBALLS COFFEE CAKE
deuce: DO THEY HAVE THOSE IN PRISON
deuce: I MEAN ASIDE FROM THE STIFF UNWANTED ANAL RAPE
rands: DID SOMEONE SAY PRISON RAPE
spigot: HURMPH
spigot: BONK
spigot: HURMPH
spigot: NOW THAT'S A LETHAL INJECTION!!!!!! AM I RIGHT?!?!?!
spigot: LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR DOCTOR KERPUNKIAN WHICH IS YOUR NEW NAME AS OF (LOOKING AT DONG) RIGHT NOW







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