fat floppy dick

"fat floppy dick" | Monday, June 6, 2005 | No. 2,412
spigot: I'M THE MINISTER OF SILLY WALKS - URRFF HURRRG I'M A FAT DORK
spigot: JOHN CLEESE WAS MY FAVORITE, NEXT WAS TOM BAKER
spigot: I LIKED THE MOVIE ABOUT KNIGHTS
spigot: I'D ALSO LIKE TO SUCK FAT FLOPPY DICK UNTIL MY SINUSES CLEAR UP
spigot: OKAY BUT TRY TO GET IT ALL OVER MY FACE







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"quietly and behind a curtain" starring deuce and pants




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