smoosh the people i think are prostitutes then run away

"smoosh the people i think are prostitutes then run away" | Sunday, June 12, 2005 | No. 2,418
pants: IS THIS GRAND THEFT AUTO OR ANIMAL CROSSING ???? EITHER WAY I CONFUSE IT WITH MANHUNT AND TRY TO SLOWLY STRANGLE YOU WITH A BAG
(rands): UH HOLD ON A SEC
pants: MY MINIGAME OF "SMOOSH THE PEOPLE I THINK ARE PROSTITUTES THEN DRIVE AWAY" SOON BECOMES "RUN FROM THE POLICE" AND MAN ALIVE I CAN DO THAT FOR HOURS
(rands): YOU HAVE SHIT IN YOUR BEARD
pants: TOO MUCH COFFEE (A LITTLE DIZZY, A LITTLE TIRED)
(rands): I SAID YOU HAVE SHIT IN YOUR BEARD WE CAN'T PRINT ANY OF THIS







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