wonder why nobody called while i was out

"wonder why nobody called while i was out" | Monday, June 13, 2005 | No. 2,419
: PANTS FINDS SHIT IN HIS BEARD
pants: OH WOW MAN
pants: I WONDER HOW LONG THAT'S BEEN GOING ON (CHECKS POCKETS, FINDS ENOUGH CHANGE TO BUY COFFEE, WANDERS AROUND DOWNTOWN FOR A WHILE, MASTURBATES IN THE GREYHOUND RESTROOM EVEN AFTER ASSURING SECURITY I WOULD NOT, RETURNS HOME TO FIND NO MESSAGES)







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