not guilty

"not guilty" | Tuesday, June 14, 2005 | No. 2,420
spigot: THE DONG WHISPERER
deuce: I THINK I DESERVE A **BLOWJOB**
spigot: OKAY THE DONG SHOUTER
deuce: I'VE SERVED MY COUNTRY WELL AND I LIKE **BLOWJOBS**
spigot: OKAY THE DONG LICKER
deuce: IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR DONG IS IT







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