pretending, knowing, beating off a little

"pretending, knowing, beating off a little" | Thursday, June 16, 2005 | No. 2,422
dick: I'M PRETENDING MY MOUTH ISN'T FOR SALE (BUT IT REALLY IS)
deuce: I'M KNOWING IT IS







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"john carter of mars" featuring deuce and pants




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