beating off with what

"beating off with what" | Tuesday, June 21, 2005 | No. 2,427
deuce: IF I JERK OFF IN THIS CUP WILL IT SAVE THE LITTLE SQUIGGLIES
pants: ARE YOU A GOOD PERSON
deuce: I'M GOOD SOMETIMES
pants: THEN THE SQUIGGLIES WILL STAY WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER
deuce: THAT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD (BEATING OFF WITH SANDPAPER)







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.