still only thirty-five cents

"still only thirty-five cents" | Sunday, June 6, 1999 | No. 244
pants: A GREAT GOOD GODDAMN LET'S HEAR IT SHOUT IT OUT
pants: DICKS (TRYING REALLY REALLY HARD)
pants: CCCP (I'M CLEAR ON THE THREE C'S BUT HELP ME OUT WITH THE REST)
pants: IN CAHOOTS WITH TITS
pants: I AM STILL ONLY THIRTY FIVE CENTS
pants: THIS IS THE WORST MARVEL TEAM-UP EVER
deuce: GOOD LORD GET THAT GUY A DICK STAT HE'S IN DICKLESS DELERIUM
pants: MAN THE PANTALOONS







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