atandt: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
pants: I LOST MY LIGHTER
atandt: BOYS AND GIRLS
pants: IT'S ORANGE
atandt: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS
pants: IF YOU FIND IT LET ME KNOW (THANKS)
Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.