your bird-like dick

"your bird-like dick" | Wednesday, August 31, 2005 | No. 2,498
pants: ANYWAY IF I HAVE NO FREE WILL THEN I MIGHT AS WELL JUST SUCK ALL THE DICKS AT ONCE IS WHAT I'M SAYING
deuce: AND BEGIN
pants: YOUR BIRD-LIKE DICK
deuce: IN THAT IT HAS A BEAK OR THAT IT MAKES BUK BUK BUK SOUNDS (BOTH TRUE)
uncredited caveman: GAHHHHHHHHHHHH NUGGGGGGGGH GAAAAH HUNNGH NUGGGH HUHHHHHHH







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