clowning around

"clowning around" | Friday, September 30, 2005 | No. 2,527
spigot: LOOK AT ME EVERYONE I'M WEARING FUNNY PANTS
spigot: WOOO HOOOO I'M A CLOWN FUCKING LOOK OVER HERE
spigot: I'M SPIGOT THE CLOWN WOOO HOOO LOOKS LIKE A CREAM PIE
spigot: I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
spigot: OKAY WHO'S THE BIRTHDAY BOY
spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP WHO'S THE BIRTHDAY BOY
: SPIGOT HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED.
: YOU ARE NOW IGNORING SPIGOT.
hanford: CUT
rands: HOLY SHIT THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
pants: I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER
spigot: I'LL BE SMOKING IN THE ALLEY
rands: CALL THE NETWORK
spigot: MAKEUP
rands: T SPIGOT WHAT WERE YOUR LAST TWO LINES
spigot: DON'T FUCKING LOOK OVER AT YOUR MOTHER LOOK AT ME
spigot: LOOKS LIKE THE BIRTHDAY BOY'S A BIG CRYING SISSY FAGGOT
rands: THAT'S A WRAP PEOPLE







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"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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