quisp

"quisp" | Wednesday, June 16, 1999 | No. 254
deuce: HOW CAN TWENTY YEAR OLD PROBES ARE STILL WORKING FINE
deuce: BUT THE SHIT WE PUT TOGETHER NOW KEEPS BREAKING BEFORE IT GETS ANYWHERE
spigot: BECAUSE THEY DON'T MAKE TAPE AND STRING LIKE THEY USED TO
deuce: IT'S ALL PLASTICS NOW
spigot: ALSO THE YOUNG KIDS TODAY ARE SIGNIFICANTLY MORE STONED THAN THEIR FOREFATHERS
deuce: DIDN'T YOU SEE ANDROMEDA STRAIN ?!?!? AND THAT'S WHERE THE STUFF IS !!! SO NO KIDDING IT'S BROKEN
spigot: HOW CAN A VIRUS THAT KILLS EVERYTHING STAY ALIVE FOR NINETY BORING MINUTES
spigot: QUAKER OATS MAKES QUISP







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