all over the face

"all over the face" | Sunday, October 23, 2005 | No. 2,550
spigot: MY HANDS THEY ARE SLIPPERY I CANNOT HOLD ON TO ZE LADDER
spigot: PRICKS POKING ME ALL OVER THE FACE
spigot: OH JEAN-CHARLES HOW DID YOU AND THE MONKEY GET BLASTED INTO OUTER SPACE







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