the very bad farm

"the very bad farm" | Saturday, June 19, 1999 | No. 257
pants: PERHAPS A MAJOR-MOTION PICTURE ABOUT POOP, POO
deuce: DEFINITELY MOTION
pants: COMP ME WITH SANDWICHES AND CHIPS AND PRICKS WILLYA
deuce: COCK A DOODLE DONG
pants: ARE WE DOWN ON THE FARM AGAIN ?!? OH BOY
deuce: THE VERY BAD FARM
pants: I WILL MILK YOU, COLLECT YOUR EGGS AND BE YOUR BABY DUCKLING
deuce: MADRE DE DIOS
spigot: YES SIR NO SIR SUCKING DICK SIR
spigot: ALL MY COCKS IN A BIG FAT ROW SIR







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