he eats things he finds

"he eats things he finds" | Saturday, November 12, 2005 | No. 2,570
inebriated crustacean: HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME
inebriated crustacean: I'M DRUNK RIGHT NOW, I LIKE TO PINCH STUFF WHILE I WANDER AROUND UNDERWATER BUT THE VERY BEST PART IS (PAY CLOSE ATTENTION AND TAKE NOTES)
inebriated crustacean: I EAT THINGS I FIND
pants: WELCOME, TALKING DRUNKEN CRUSTACEAN







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"john carter from mars toilet duck" starring deuce and pants




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